Eleven New Diseases of Whatsapp users.....recently discovered :
1.Wrong post in wrong group syndrome
2.Non-reading earlier post dystrophy
3. Repeated posting neurosis
4. Late replying psychosis
5. Non-immune politico-religionitis
6. Sudden disappearancitis.
7. Incomprehensible abbreviationoma
8. Brainless compulsive forwarding syndrome
9.Acute mistyping reaction
10. Attention seeking high frequency DP changing disorder!😋😂
11. Sudden exit syndrome.
Question ~ what is the biggest disadvantage of being unmarried?
Answer ~ you can fall from both side of the bed.
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One day at school....
Teacher: Varun, answer me. What do you wanna be when you grow up.
Varun: Teacher, I wish to become a very rich man. My business should be in all major cities. I should buy a big bungalow. I will always travel by air. Wherever I go into should stay in 5 star hotels. There should be minimum 10 servants to take care of my needs. I should own the costliest car. I should have the costliest diamond.
Teacher: Stop Varun. Students, henceforth you should not give such lengthy answer. Please reply in a sentence. Ok. Now you tell me Pooja. What do you want to be?
Pooja: Varun's wife teacher...
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